Monday, September 9, 2019

things you can learn about people while driving to denver

I admit the title doesn't roll off the tongue, but it's pretty amazing the different types of behavior you can run into doing the Aspen-Denver shuffle.

During the summer I drove to Denver a lot.  Honestly, I drive to Denver way too much--doctor apts, hockey, sailing, flights etc----and during the summer when the pass is open I take full advantage of the view and the short cut to make the trip more enjoyable.  When driving the pass I almost always find myself driving behind another car.   Some drivers pull to the side and let me pass.  Conversely, I have had a driver swerve towards the middle of the road to try to keep me from passing.  I personally love being passed.  Let someone else attract the attention of the police.  Still it is an interesting case study in behavior every time I drive the pass.

But that ain't fucking nothing.  On a recent trip to Denver this summer with my son in Cape Cod and my wife and daughter in the car with me my phone rang as I approached Breck.  I didn't recognize the number but decided to take a chance and answer the phone knowing I was risking a silly marketing call conversation.  Glad I answered the phone because it was someone calling to let me know they had found my dog swimming near stillwater.  Seems the wife didn't close the door securely and the dogs got bored and decided to go for a swim (please do not point the door thing out to my wife---that is a losing proposition).  I thanked the person for finding my dog, but let them know I wouldn't be back for about 6 hours and asked if they could run Wiggins back to my house.  They said sure- no problem and escorted my dog about 1/2 a mile to my home and let me know she was safely back home with the door firmly closed. 

For those of you reading closely or who know me--you know there is a second shoe to drop and about 25 minutes later the phone rang again with a different person finding Clemmens eating stuff near a construction site.  She was also walked home by a super cool family who was visiting from Texas. 

Two different groups of people found my dogs, called me and then figured out where my house was and brought them home.  What a great world we live in.  What amazing people.  I swear I almost saw rainbows and unicorns as I drove down I70 into Denver.

So I am loving everyone, and life is good.  I drop the wife at doc for an apt and then hustle to the airport to drop my 13 year old daughter off to fly to St. Louis to be a mom's helper.  I planned to use short term parking to keep an eye on her while she got through security and then run back to get the wife.  The short term parking lot is very small with very narrow spaces. After circling twice I found only one spot open next to a mini van with its door all the way open.  I asked if they could close it somewhat so I could park and they did.

When I returned to my car 25 min later they had left a couple of love notes for me.  One said " better check your steering wheel for shit.....it appears an ass hole was driving it" and another said " YOU ARE AN ASS HAT". 

On the plus side their grammar, spelling, and printing were excellent, and they didn't key my car.  On the flip side they were so easily upset by my asking them to partially close their door so I could park my car they took the time to right me some notes.

It's a crazy world filled with all sorts of people.


Tuesday, August 27, 2019

my dog got porked

or whatever you want to call it when your dog gets nailed by a porcupine.  Wow, that was a lot of needles. 

I also learned it's good to have as much hair as a golden retriever has cause most of the needles didn't penetrate very far.  Finally all the fur comes in handy.

I have decided to up my hiking a bit---crowds are down and it's nice and cool in the morning, the light is great, weather clear and there are still some wild flowers.

Sunday I hiked to American lake---Tuesday I went a ways down lincoln creek and hiked up to grizzly lake.  Both mornings I hit the trail around 8 am-- on the way up to American lake I saw 1 other person, and shared the lake with 7 women from Basalt.  On the way down I must have passed over 60 people heading up---kinda a pain for my walking mediation. 

During my hike up to grizzly lake I saw no one.  At the lake I saw no one.  Only when I was 2/3rds of the way down did I run into anyone ---and the total on the descent was 3 parties of two people.  Yes getting to the grizzly lake trail head is a pain, but with all the G-wagons in town I figured more people would make that climb (although I am thrilled that they don't).

It's interesting how few people go a little further off the beaten path.  I saw this hughly in the tetons and Yellowstone where heading 1/2 mile to 1 mile off 'the beaten path' left you 1000s of acres to yourself.

I also suspect people like to do the 'hard stuff' to get bragging rights.  American lake is rated strenuous, while Grizz is rated moderate.  And people know about American so it means something to them while Grizzly is less well known.  Interestingly, Grizzly starts out at around 10.6k feet puting the trail head about 600 ft under the peak of Ajax---and the lake is at about 12.6k so you do get a bit of elevation challenge.  And there are the porcupines.  I don't want to sit in judgement so I won't, but just know if you want to explore a little and care a little less about the name of what you climb there is a shit ton of great stuff you can have all to yourself.

Couple of pics and video of neighbors dog chasing a bear cub (very small dog and small bear--where is momma bear?)


yup I might have swum naked and no one would know cause I can see for miles and miles (Yes I was listening to the Who and shedding clothes)

now about that dog and bear



Thursday, August 22, 2019

summertime blues

Forgive me for wanting to be my son---but really what guy in their 50s doesn't sometimes look longingly at being a teenager again.  Sure it's not all laughs, and cell phones are super dangerous, but still.......

So the boy (who always is bitching about living in Aspen cause he wants to sail and work on the water) spent the summer in Chatham on Cape Cod.  He flew planes, sailed on a race team, and coached all ages.  Yes he got paid to be on the water sailing or driving a coach boat.  He even got to play the hero 'saving' a young girl who capsized her boat and got her hair tangled in the rigging.

Did I mention that he lucked into housing with an 84 year old woman?  While that might not sound super duper she lived on the ocean and had a power boat which he used to commute back and forth to 'work'.  Yup that is right--wake up, hop in boat and drive it to the club to teach sailing, race with team, and then power boat home.

Coming home on Saturday and heading to school on Monday was a wee bit of shock.  That said we don't have tornadoes here (he got caught in one on the way to work freaking all the local moms out), no sharks (and Cape Cod is super sharky) and no EEE mosquitoes (he had a race end early to avoid bites from the airborne pests.  EEE is fatal 80% of the time, so while I am thrilled he had a great summer and a bit jealous, I am turning a deaf ear to the complaints about how horrible Aspen is.

Did I mention that he is going to spend the next week rafting cataract canyon as part of school.  The only challenge is gonna be him getting home in time to make the Weezer concert.  Yea its sooooooo hard to be a teenage boy.


Tuesday, August 20, 2019

4th of July Parades---I got dibs

Before I get to the meat of the matter a quick observation re Trump's 4th of July fest.  His speech wasn't a crafted from his campaign material.  Yea.  However, I have done a multivariable analysis and it shows that countries that have more and bigger military parades tend to have declining relative military strength (France being an epic example of this).  Those with strong-relatively increasing military strength tend to shy away from the need to show their strength via military parades.  Bottom line, in my experience the guy who talks a lot in a bar fight isn't the one you have to worry about--its the guy you didn't hear who is the most dangerous.  Hopefully, the Donald's need to have a parade is more a reflection of his weakness, and not our country's.

Back to celebrating the 4th of July in Aspen and Chatham.  Both are small towns with big vacation crowds who relish showing off their patriotism.  There are some noticeable differences. Chatham definitely channels more old school WASP, fife, drum and tri corner hats, and nantucket red, while Aspen displays much heavy equipment and the tighty whities rollerblade team in red, white and blue body paint.  Despite these differences, they have also both been infected by the need to call dibs.

At risk of sounding like a grumpy old man--I remember back in the day when you showed up at a parade a bit before the start and found a place to stand.  In both Aspen and Chatham people started 'reserving' spots with blankets and chairs a day ahead of time.  A similar thing happens with the Chatham band concert, as well as many of the outdoor concerts in Aspen.  This is a kinda insidious problem--once a couple of people call dibs if you don't you could be left with a pretty bad view (really not the end of the world--I hear ya).  However, are the voices of our better angels being drowned out by people shouting DIBS?

At risk of over-analysing reserving space on a parade route, what is up with the need to win the best spot?  Shouldn't it be ok to get what you get and don't get upset?  Do we really need rules to regulate this behavior (the tragedy of the commons).  What happens if you mark your spot two days before the event?  What about 3?  If chairs and blankets are ok what about a bench or bleachers.  And if bleachers are ok, how long until someone decides to make some money selling their prime reserved space?  Is that capitalism at its finest or an individual motinizing a public good?  For sure its a slippery slope.

I am all for competition and capitalism in its proper place.  I am also a big believer in community, where we work together and enjoy things together.  Yes the early bird gets the worm--but should everything be a worm that we compete for.  If so, do you really want the inevitable rules that must follow to regulate that competition?  And yes rules are necessary when we compete otherwise why call dibs?   Just show up with the biggest gun and a willingness to use it, and the best spot is yours.  Is that what makes American great?

Ok.  Maybe I am ranting too much like a grumpy old man, but you get the point.  And while we are celebrating the birth of American, it is a good time to remember how we all got here.  If you aren't an American Indian, be thankful that no one called dibs on American and shut the door on your family's arrival.  Today is a day to celebrate, let's do it as a community and next year leave the chairs and blankets at home.

God Bless America.

going native

sorry about the long absence, but I'm back for better or worse

I think I am starting to be an aspen native.  Really you may ask?  Really.  Why?

1.  I can smell bears on the trail---they smell kinda like like ripe berries mixed with elk crap.  I was walking the dogs up the ute the other day and thought---humm that smells like bear, and around the next switch back the race was on between a bear and my dogs---lucky the bear won

2.  I found myself having a conversation with another local at a bar about how last year the limited rain resulted in a late and limited acorn supply along with low berry yield resulting in hungry bears eating drywall, hot tub covers and anything else that might contain calories.  This year the heavy snow resulted in limited chokeberry fruit which also made for hungry bears.  Yup, I've gone from talking about funding rates, execution algos and credit spreads to crops for bears.  Bottom line Aspen has a bear problem.

3.  I found myself calling a friend to ask if he has harvested his hay yet.  My daughter's bunny prefers locally grown all organic hay and he is a great supplier and $3 bucks cheaper than the Co Op, and 95% cheaper than the crap you big city bunny owners buy at Petco.  Yes, I can have an informed conversation about hay and I do buy it by the bushel.

PS I have seen a bear each of the last 4 days (since my return from Cape Cod).  Today's sighting included a very small mom and 2 cubs who couldn't have weighed more than 30 lbs.  Clemmens scared one of the cubs who scampered up a 3 foot tall Aspen sapling.  Very cute, and I would share a pic but I was too busy keeping the dogs under control so as not to piss off momma bear.






Monday, July 1, 2019

doggie danger

as promised some lighter fare ---with videos

Getting back to the origins of this blog--comparing big city to small town living, I want to take a moment to compare the risks of letting your dog play off lead.

In the big city there are cars.  Lots of cars and it seemed to me that often food was sold near busy streets, (food trucks, hot dog carts and just lots of food being dropped).  All that food attracts my dogs, which makes the possibility of dog-car interaction likely.  My dogs never got run over but over 14 years there was the occasional cringe moment when a dog ran across Halsted or Webster in search of food.  Or a rat.

In the mountains we have much less food laying about (the bears, coyotes etc clean that up at night).  We do have much more wildlife to chase but less roads to chase it across.  However, after an epic winter snow we got water.  Lots of water.  My dogs love to play in water, but right now that isn't always a good idea. 



Friendly water to enjoy










scary water to avoid (this is some same water as above just a mile lower down trail)



and sneaky water that looks safe but is flowing pretty fast (ie paddle sideways for eddies not straight up against current--although I love her using the tree to try to help)


Wednesday, June 26, 2019

And the Jury says.......I am a racist

if the Jury is mostly composed of people of color or people who are working in higher education.  In general the opinions of my friends broke down as follows---friends of color concluded that the intensity of my spidey sense was indicative of racial prejudice.  My friends in higher ed believe we are all racist and sent me links to take quizzes and thoughtful articles about prejudice.  My white friends not in education all concluded that I did the right thing, wasn't having an outsized reaction and wasn't a racist.  One did suggest that I respond with 'I didn't bring my tweezers so I don't think I can help ya'.  While that is a very witty rejoinder, my racist mindset leads me to conclude that might have been considered provocative and just maybe might have made the situation worse.

Everyone, regardless of background agreed that the man who moved over 3 rows of seats to tap me on the shoulder and to ask for a ball scratch was provocative---ie trying to provoke a response.  I can't read the young man's mind but I kinda doubt he was just hoping that I would ignore him and leave, but maybe that is a racist assumption.

Please feel free to stop reading here--I will return to lighter fare with my next post.  I promise.  But if you want to think about race please consider reading on.

I believe my views are formed by my experiences and 'knowledge' that I have absorbed.  I believe that is how most of us form opinions of other groups and yes it does involved a lot of assumptions--each individual does not a group make.  Maybe if I had time to get to know each individual in the group that was in the movie theater I would have felt comfortable telling them to shut the f*ck up, but I didn't have that opportunity.

I grew up in a white part of St. Louis with mostly white friends.  I did experience getting pulled over at gunpoint by Ladue police officers in high school with an African American friend because he was black, but in general I can't claim to have experienced the kind of racial prejudice my black friends experience all the time.  They have told me stories about being pulled over for being black, being unable to hail a taxi, being closely monitored in stores, and having people cross the street when they approached.  I have no doubt that happens all the time, and you could argue I did a version of that fleeing the movie theater.

However, some of those same friends told me of being assaulted by people of color.  A quick look at some statistics indicate that you are 6xs more likely to be shot to death by a man than a woman in the US and 7xs more likely in Missouri.  In Missouri you are 3.6xs more likely to be shot to death by a black person than a white person.  Those are objective facts---mix that in with horribly subjective feelings like what kind of energy did they radiate? what seemed to be their intent? and my actions can be seen as very racist or very smart. 

I have spent much of my life trying to ascertain risks.  Between having my son with me and the small chance that someone was carrying a gun created a very asymmetric risk profile.  If I call out their bad behavior and stand my ground, maybe they shut up and I get to watch the movie in peace.  Maybe either or both of us die or are injured.  Do I want to risk even a small chance of my son's death to watch the last hour of Dark Phoenix?  NO.

There is also an interesting question of what my son learned from the experience.  You could argue that I have implanted racists assumptions into him--assume the worst of black people and flee, or that I taught him to turn the other cheek, take the high road, and don't get goaded into a fight.

Conclusions:

Trusting your gut can be racist, but it can also be right.  Judging a book by its cover can be predicucial but it also can be informative.  Statistically I am much less likely to be shot by a group of white girls than black men.  If the white women all looked like Ronda Rousey, I might feel just as scared (although what would she ask me to scratch?)


Image result for ronda rousey

We need to be more empathic.  Americans need to try to realize how much it stinks to be judged by your skin color.  To get pulled over for driving while black (and yes studies that control for every factor including high crime neighborhoods etc show that racism does drive traffic stops).  To fear being shot because your skin color and sex is considered threatening.  However, there are approximately 20 million traffic stops in the US per year---only a tiny tiny fraction of which result in a horrific outcome. 

The situation around Oberlin College is informative of how complicated issues around race can be.  It's worth doing your own case study on that incident, but at a high level a black student shoplifted a bottle of wine from a store, was caught and prosecuted, then other students with support from the college decided the bakery was racist and protested the store and the college pulled business from them.  A jury found no racial discrimination and awarded $44 million in damages against Oberlin.  Less noted but worth noting, the jury was all white.

oh oberlin

It's also important to realize how far we have come.  The Voting Rights Act was signed in 1965 and less than 50 years later a black man was elected president.  In 1986 the US Supreme court ruled sodomy laws WERE constitutional.  Only in 2003 did the Supreme court rule that sodomy laws were unconstitutional.  Twelve years later the Supreme court legalized gay marriage.  That is a lot of progress in a short period of time.  Some are impatient we haven't moved faster on eliminating all discrimination, others are unhappy with identity politics, and feeling they are being told how they must behave.

Bottom line---I think more perspective and  empathy would go a long way to reducing racism and discrimination, along with accepting that people tend to group with like people.  To put it simply--I would very much enjoy watching a Blues game with a bunch of St. Louis hockey fans, not so much with a bunch of brain eating Martians (who might be really great, interesting life forms with a passion for hockey and a take out bag of brains to eat BUT I am not that woke).