Monday, October 8, 2018

my dogs didn't do that in chicago (and other fun stuff)

in the past week my dogs have treed two bears.

For those of you who don't know what it means to tree a bear, that is when your dogs chase a bear up a tree (the bear goes up the tree not the dogs). 

Its kinda interesting to watch--my dogs go at the bears without barking.  They just charge the bears hard and the bears run for their lives and then climb to the top of the largest aspen tree they can find.  I wish I had taken video of the big bears swaying at the top of a thin Aspen, but I was a bit too busy calling the dogs off to pull out the phone.  I'll see if next time I can get some vid.

My younger dog also took a dump in the middle of highway 82 near independence pass.  She was on lead and slowly edged me out into the road until she was on the yellow line and then left a solid poop smack in the middle of the road.  We were lucky that all the leaf peeping drivers were in a mellow mood.  No honking, just some smiles as I scooped the poop and dragged the dumb dog out of the road.  Thank you drivers for your fab temperament.

I also wanted to thank some dog owners for giving me the chance to do the right thing.  The other day on smuggler I was able to collect about a dozen poop bags left by other dog owners.  Thank you for giving me such an easy mitzvah (good deed in hebrew) opportunity.

We got snow in the high country and ski passes in the drawer.  Let it snow let it snow let it snow.


Thursday, October 4, 2018

all ya all back to high school debate class


What do Aspen and Washington DC have in common?  At first blush, it would seem not a lot.  Sadly, the controversy surrounding the Kavanaugh supreme court nomination and the discussions regarding Superintendent Maloy’s extension show some distressing similarities.  In both cases there has been a rush to judgement, an unwillingness to listen to each other, much hyperbole, and demonizing people with opposing views.  The parents opposing Maloy’s contract extension are not a lynch mob of angry parents spewing vitriol with a vendetta against Maloy.  Likewise, you can support Kavanaugh’s nomination, and support #metoo.

I think everyone (folks in Aspen, DC and our country) would benefit from taking a couple of debate classes at Aspen high school.  In this most excellent class they are assigned a topic to debate, and pro or con is determined by a coin flip.  You need to be prepared to debate both sides of the argument.  Think about how much better you understand the issue if you must be prepared to support either side.  How much more empathy would there be in DC if Lindsey Graham had to argue for withdrawing Kavanaugh’s nomination, and Cory Booker had to argue for his appointment to the Supreme court.  How about if APAC leaders had to present arguments for extending Maloy’s contract and Willis and Klug had to make arguments for his immediate removal.  This undoubtedly would increase compassion for people with differing opinions, improve discourse and result in better decision making.

In an attempt to get a passing grade in high school debate, I will present pros and cons for extending superintendent Maloy’s contract.

Pros:
1.     He has done a good job.  All schools are accredited with distinction.  The district is rated 20th in the state and is in the top 15% of districts in the state.
2.     He knows the players and the district.  Onboarding a new hire is costly.
3.     He helped deliver a pay raise to teachers.
4.     He has shown tremendous support for teachers and staff.  When his head of HR was found to have some issues related to her prior job, he gave her his full support, believing her present accomplishments more than make up for her past indiscretions.
5.     Chasing out a superintendent who is performing well might make hiring a great new one very difficult.
Cons:
1.     The school district is performing worse.  The district has fallen from 3rd in the state to 20th.  While the district continues to be accredited with distinction, it has fallen from the top 5% to 15%.   Given how weak much of the competition is, that is a significant fall.
2.     Maloy lost his job in Indiana for bullying teachers.  He stands accused of the same behavior in Aspen.
3.     He has shown very poor judgement—
a.     his hiring of Hodges is hard to understand given her lack of relevant experience. His defense of her when crimes related to her previous job became know is inexplicable. 
b.     Allowing his daughter to apply to work in the school district showed little empathy or understanding for the perception of nepotism
c.     Trolling the halls and asking teachers to voice support for him at the BOE meeting shows a lack of understanding of the coercive and inappropriate nature of that request
4.     We can do better---Aspen superintendent is a plum job, surely, we can find someone with a terrific resume, excellent leadership and a history of good judgement

Things that clearly don’t improve the conversation include hyperbole, such as calling engaged parents angry or a lynch mob.  Nor does insisting on some self-determined rules about what can and can’t be discussed like ‘everything must be positive’.  A declining school ranking isn’t positive, and insisting on a positive spin is disingenuous and obscures the truth.

One of my college roommates is super conservative.  He was considered as a possible Supreme court nominee under the G W Bush administration.  I consider myself a very, very liberal voter.  We disagreed about a lot of things, AND we were good friends.  For example, he believed we should have used tactical nukes in Vietnam; I believe we shouldn’t have been in Vietnam.   During the 88 election he agreed to drink a shot for each state Bush lost, I for Dukakis.  I got really, really drunk, and he kept the demeanor and grace which would make him a good supreme court judge (and let me out of the bet). 

Whether a US supreme court nomination or a local school district superintendent, asking ourselves to argue the contra position is a great practice.  Not only are you liable to make your own arguments more compelling, you might pick up some useful ideas from the ‘other side’.  Darwinism of ideas brings out the best, and that requires conflict.  Evolution is painful, but those that don’t evolve perish.  We need my son’s high school debate coach to help us move our discourse to something more productive than what we see in either Aspen or DC.

P.S.  Donald,  if Kavanaugh goes down I would be pleased to pass along my college roommate’s name.  He would be the first immigrant to sit on the bench, and to my knowledge, never partied like Kavanaugh.

Monday, October 1, 2018

holy shit





Above find a sampling of the various bear poops within 500 yards of my house.  There are at least 3 more in the past 24 hours but really how many pictures of bear poop does anyone need?

These poops bring a few questions to mind:

1.  Why don't bears poop in the woods?
2.  If this is overflow poop, how many bears are in my hood
3.  If a bear poops on the street who cleans it up?  the city, county, HOA, the good samaritan neighbor?
4.  Why do dogs prefer Elk poop to bear poop?
5.  Which are worse Chicago rats or Aspen bears?  The rats don't tear down a wall or destroy a car to get a food, BUT .....well have you looked at a rat?  And rats stink and bears --not so much.
6.  What movies to bears like?  Friday night my daughter and her friend were (re)watching Addam Family Values when two yearlings pulled up to the sliding glass door to watch the movie.  They only stuck around for 10 minutes.  Who walks out on the Addams family?


Side note---sailing sucks.  My wife drove the boy and crew to Park City (6 hours each way) paid for two nights of hotel room, gas etc.  They got in one 15 minute race (they won but still).  And then 38 hours later drove back home.  Ugh.

The drive with the daughter and two teammates to soccer in Crusty Butt was most excellent.  Kebler pass is beautiful and if you can do that drive in the fall you should.  And while Aspen lost it was an excellent game with high quality play, which was great to see.