Above find a sampling of the various bear poops within 500 yards of my house. There are at least 3 more in the past 24 hours but really how many pictures of bear poop does anyone need?
These poops bring a few questions to mind:
1. Why don't bears poop in the woods?
2. If this is overflow poop, how many bears are in my hood
3. If a bear poops on the street who cleans it up? the city, county, HOA, the good samaritan neighbor?
4. Why do dogs prefer Elk poop to bear poop?
5. Which are worse Chicago rats or Aspen bears? The rats don't tear down a wall or destroy a car to get a food, BUT .....well have you looked at a rat? And rats stink and bears --not so much.
6. What movies to bears like? Friday night my daughter and her friend were (re)watching Addam Family Values when two yearlings pulled up to the sliding glass door to watch the movie. They only stuck around for 10 minutes. Who walks out on the Addams family?
Side note---sailing sucks. My wife drove the boy and crew to Park City (6 hours each way) paid for two nights of hotel room, gas etc. They got in one 15 minute race (they won but still). And then 38 hours later drove back home. Ugh.
The drive with the daughter and two teammates to soccer in Crusty Butt was most excellent. Kebler pass is beautiful and if you can do that drive in the fall you should. And while Aspen lost it was an excellent game with high quality play, which was great to see.
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